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I
knew Ted Crowe only briefly during my few years at Blundell's,
but had known him quite well, if that's possible for
a twelve-year old – when he was at Hillsbrow Preparatory
School in Redhill, now long since closed.
He
himself had been a pupil there and there are records
of his batting and bowling (yes) prowess. He'd been
a contemporary of Gordon Richards' sons, and met Jack
Hobbs who visited. once (and one of the boys bowled
him out).
I
recall him in three roles. This would have been in the
late 1940s.
One
was as the teacher at the end of our table in the dining
room, with whom we discussed cricket, and who used to
tease me about my (allegedly) sticking out ears, saying
how useful such ears were as a aid to swimming speed.
We
had discussions about what made a cricket ball swing,
the techniques of swing bowling being not much understood
in those days, and he took the trouble to research this
and come up with a theory that it had to do with where
you placed your feet in delivery. This, I recall, had
something to do with the New Zealand bowler Cowie.
The
second role was as a bedtime story reader. I recall
Ted coming into the dormitory in the period before lights
out and reading us stories, often short stories about
cricket. I don't recall the author, but well remember
one story in which an ageing cricket enthusiast dreamt
of taking a match-winning catch and was found next day
with arms outstretched dead on the sitting room carpet.
Another
where a village cricketer was able to produce a miraculous
delivery called a ‘popper' which got him suddenly into
the test team puzzling the world greats of the time.
He
also read a novel about Formula One racing, where I
first heard the names ‘Maserati'.
The
third role was him as cricket coach (being a half-back
in rugby I didn't come into his forward coaching) where
he would spent hours of his time (he could have been
relaxing somewhere else) just throwing balls at a given
length for people to practice this or that weak shot.
I
still rejoice at once – one of the few –
actually hitting his stumps in the nets and getting
half a crown which was ‘on' them. Ted impressed us mightily
by how hard he could hit the ball, and had a shot when
somehow he'd got to the pitch of the ball but his legs
were together and his body formed a curve of immense
power as he uncoiled dramatically.
Ted
had a theory that you might take leg-stump as a guard,
or even just outside leg-stump, so as when you're confident
later in the innings you can push straight balls towards
cover point for a single.
We
had a very small cricket pitch at Hillsbrow and once
he managed to hit a four off his batting glove.
I
was never entirely comfortable at either Hillsbrow or
Blundell's, for all sorts of social and individual reasons,
but he was able to relate to me – us – in
a direct way without that dignified reserve that –
so it seemed to me – most masters seemed to have.
Yet
there was never a problem of respect, even when, trying
to respond to the comment about my ears I pointed out
that his own ears - one sticking out more than the other
- would suit him very well to be a touch judge.
Ted's
father ran a village cricket club on a Sunday, called
The Crowes, which I got called up for one day when they
were short. I was most relieved – given the fast
bowler with the blood-shot eye at the other end –
when Ted's brother got out before I'd had to face too
many and the innings closed.
I
briefly met Ted some ten years ago when he kindly asked
me down to Stamford Peverell to talk about Hillsbrow.
At the time I had started a history of the school, alas
still not finished. He put me up, dined me, and showed
great kindness in that very bachelor home of his which,
I imagined, now that he had just retired, may have been
the first time he'd lived in a house alone like that,
after the Army, Hillsbrow and Blundell's. I recall walls
of cricket photos, shelves of cricket books, and a sofa
slightly awash with framed pictures also, I think, to
do with cricket.
Ted
seemed to me – at least at the distance from which
necessarily I saw him – a good man, and someone
who genuinely loved what he did for a living, lucky
indeed in that and so had the option of what we call
‘happiness'.
I
see his always schoolboy-looking haircut and rolling
gait and swinging jacket tails, shoulders slightly slouched,
the grin, the large hands.mIt isn't every schoolmaster
we remember with affection, and when I read of his death
the shock of grief was all the more sharp because, as
I say, since my schooldays I've grown away from the
traditions that education embodied but I hope his shade
might grin if I perhaps dare to whisper that for me,
yes, Crowe lives!
I
beg to share in your grief.
John
Haynes (Francis House) 1950-53